The Mysterious Disappearance

Legendary computer hacker Johnny Cocaine was reported missing this morning after a series of unusual events the previous evening. He was last seen in his girlfriend’s condo in downtown ———. His girlfriend, who goes only by the handle @razor_girl, claims he was sitting beside her on the bed using his laptop when she fell asleep.

“When I woke up this morning, the laptop was still open on the bed, but he was gone. So was his Heat bag. That’s his travel bag, so he’s ready to go in 30 seconds. The laptop had frozen, but I could still see part of an email that read ‘could be a threat to the very fabric of the Internet.’ I rebooted it but Firefox couldn’t recover.”

Police say they questioned the girlfriend, but she is not suspected of any wrongdoing. “She didn’t kill him,” reports Det. Lopez, “but she might if he doesn’t call her soon.”

A neighbor, John Hegendorf, claims he saw several black SUVs parked in front of the building yesterday afternoon, but didn’t notice anything else unusual except the sound of helicopters overhead in the middle of the night.

“I hope he’s okay. He always throws the best parties. Maybe he posted something online about where he went. He’s always disappearing, anyway. Are you sure you’re from CNN?”


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